Spam Fortune Lite

A new take on the classic Unix fortune program, complete with all the wit and whimsy of the original, now in a fun and friendly program to enjoy on your phone. The fortunes are chosen randomly from thirty-five categories (you can select the ones you like) of interesting quotes, sayings, jokes, riddles, adages, verses, passages, and stories. They vary from downright funny to inspiring to truly geeky. Enjoy a quiet chuckle by yourself or email your favorites to your friends. It’s the perfect bathroom reader… read as many fortunes as it takes to get the job done! Features:• No advertisements• Over 13000 unique fortunes• 35 categories• Share your favorites via email• It’s free Quotes from:• The Bible• Mark Twain• Will Rogers• Oscar Wilde• Rex Stout (Nero Wolfe)• Jonny Cash• Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)• Gene Roddenberry (Startrek)• George Lucas (Starwars)• Rodney Dangerfield• Groucho Marx• Julia Childs• Carl Sagan• David Letterman• Pink Floyd• CheersAnd many, many more… Categories:• Art • ascii_art• Bible • computers• cookie • definitions• education • ethnic• food • fortunes• humorists • intoxication• kids • laws• lixuxcookie • literature• love • medicine• men_women • miscellaneous• news • people• pets • platitudes• politics • riddles• say_what • science• songs_poems • sports• startrek • translate_me• wisdom • work• zippy